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You’ve heard of the 12 Days of Christmas, but let’s make it sexy! No matter what you celebrate, December is the time of the year to get hot in the bedroom (and everywhere else). Whether you’re looking to set up a one off festive date as a gift or if you’re looking to get spicy everyday in the lead up to Christmas, we’ve got your back.
First things first, choose space and time. You need to set the stage for your festive f*ckery - kitchen? Living room? Bedroom? By the fireplace? Whatever tickles your fancy! And when will you do it? Morning, afternoon, evening, when the clock strikes midnight? Once you’ve got that down pat you’re ready to move on to our list of very naughty, very nice ideas for you and your partner/s to get spicy this Christmas.
Christmas and Chill
Move over Netflix and Chill, the holiday version is here. Wherever you are in the world, pull your mattress into the living room, set up a blanket fort, get yourself a bottle or two of cheap wine and pop some popcorn. Then, simply settle in for the night of your life while you binge all your favourite festive films. P.S. don’t forget to dress appropriately for the occasion, pants optional.
Sexy Bakery
This is one of our favourites - sweet treats and sexy moments. If you’re a bit of a baker, get yourself a set of sexy lingerie, pop on your apron and surprise your partner with a couple of hours of gingerbread making (or at least playing in the ingredients). What can’t you do with a few cups of flour, chocolate and a kitchen bench? For maximum effect, make this one a surprise!
Barkeep Baby
If you’re the kind of couple that loves to party, this one is for you! Gather all the ingredients you’ll need for sexy Christmas cocktail making and turn your dining room into an all out festive bar. Take turns putting on a show for one another - one of you orders, one of you fills the order with as much *spice* as possible. You’ll end the night with whipped cream in more places than one - trust us!
Festive roleplay
It’s time to put your partner on the Naughty List. Festive roleplay can be whatever you’d like it to be, but we’d recommend not skimping on the ribbon. Going through the motions at Mr and Mrs Claus is a time honoured favourite - but don’t forget Santa is only a big shot in the North Pole.
Open me up
This is the perfect Christmas Day present and the spiciest thing you’ll find under your tree. Wrap yourself up in wrapping paper and request to be the first gift unwrapped this year. You decide what your partner finds under the paper - lingerie, sexy Santa or maybe just skin! What happens from there is a choose your own adventure kind of deal… Once again, this works best as a sweet surprise so remember to keep it under wraps until the 25th!
Those are our favourite festive f*ckery date ideas to keep Christmas spicy this year - try them out and see how many of the 12 Days of Christmas you can tick off.